Top 10 Reasons why you should hire me:

10. 10. (X)HTML coder extraordanaire. CSS and I are BFF's
11. 9. I've been an advocate for users 15+ years now
12. 8. I was creating mobile sites for clients before many sites had one
13. 7. Calm in a crisis... FedEx pick-up drivers don't intimidate me... even if they're in a rush and yelling at people
14. 6. If I don't have the answer, I'll find the person who does
15. 5. I have worn many different hats. Sometimes even at the same time. (However, it can be quite warm during the summer)
16. 4. Everyone's a client... whether they're internal or external
17. 3. Super-human problem solving capabilities
18. 2. Quality is always #1. Well, except in this list... it's #2
19. 1. I make a really awesome chocolate fudge and will make some for the office during the winter holidays